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Thursday, October 28, 2010

OMGoth YES! - there’s nothing sadder than a hot dude in BAD shoes!

this weeks blind leading the blind is my favorite so far hahah<3 read on!
1. ‘power-bar’ is a fancy word for ‘candy-bar’.
2. people on facebook with no actual photos of themselves are creepy. Avoid them at all costs. they’re most likely fat, bald, child molesters, who are jerking off 24/7!
3. if you and your crush share at least 15 mutual facebook friends, it’s totallymeant to be.
4. if you don’t have a photo of your girlfriend or boyfriend in your phone, you’re not in love, the relationship is a sham! Case closed!
5. if you meet a guy and IMMEDIATLY get your period, it means you’re soul mates.
6. if the best thing about the end of a movie is checking how many texts, calls, and emails you missed while you were watching….the movie wasn’t very good!
7. hey, lazy skag! when you pull out your tampon, please make sure blood hasn’t sprayed all over the inside rim of the toilet bowel! why do i even have to tell you this shit?! this is common sense! Jesus Christ! please be aware of the mess you don’t think you’re making…… and clean it up you skank!
8. there’s nothing sadder than a hot dude in BAD shoes!
9. running in public is for assholes.
10. making yourself cum right before a business phone call will ALWAYS/ONLY/TOTALLY relax you. (if you’re a tween, substitute ‘business phone call’ with ‘pop quiz’). trust me on this. i’m ONLY trying to make your life better.

ps- find more blind leading the blind on imboycrazy

Wednesday, October 27, 2010

love will tear us apart

"love will tear us apart"
love these lyrics so much, they mean a lot to me, the first few lines about and were changing our ways taking different roads, i've always said people will always change, it's part of why i feel i never want to get married, anyways that's a whole nother story as for now enjoy this song, pay attention to the lyrics, love joy division<3

When the routine bites hard
And ambitions are low
And the resentment rides high
But emotions won't grow
And we're changing our ways
Taking different roads
Then love, love will tear us apart again

Why is the bedroom so cold
Turned away on your side?
Is my timing that flawed
Our respect run so dry?
Yet there's still this appeal
That we've kept through our lives
Love, love will tear us apart again

Do you cry out in your sleep
All my failings exposed
Get a taste in my mouth
As desperation takes hold
Is it something so good
Just can't function no more?
When love, love will tear us apart again

Tuesday, October 26, 2010

october 26th 2010

aka thee happiest day of this year, i don't need to explain why
my close friends understand & thats ALL that fucking matters to me.


my friends i can bitch to, cry to (i don't cry but you got me right?) , nagg to, complain to, laugh with THEM etc. 
they know why & that's all that matters ! 

cheers to all the true friends in our lives, the ones who matter the most to you, who without them in your life, you'd be saddened

i'm just soooo happy right now highlight or my week, month, year YES! IT'S THAT AMAZING!!!
i'm gonna be in the best mood forevers well till i'm not pretty much,
tonight i'm going out with my favorite girls for my boy chris's birthday! fuck yes tonight we celebrate we drank dance & enjoy life COS LIFE IS FUCKING AWESOME!!! SOOO HAPPY RIGHT NOW
IT'S LIKE BETTER THAN SEX, which for someone who has been celibate as long as i have is pretty fucking amazing, THIS IS BETTER THAN PENISSSSSSSSSSS!!! :D i love life<3 october 26th you couldn't have come any sooner, SERIOUSLY love today, fuck the past, IT'S IN THE PAST. LOVE LIFE, FUCK THE BULLSHIT, LIFES TOO SHORT FOR GRUDGES DRAMA & HEARTACHE, yes HEARTACHE, lets live people cos life is amazing & you only live once i hope this brightens peoples day cos if you all can feel a sprinkle of what i'm feeling you'll smile & agree life is WONDERFUL!


Sunday, October 24, 2010

i miss

i miss february
i miss random drunk calls telling me you just wanna see me
i miss biting your lip
i miss the way you'd watch me even though you said you weren't the jealous type
i miss old memories i'd have with friends, even if they're no longer in my life
i miss random day trips to venice, dtla, santa monica or even downtown disney
i miss soft lips kissing mine, and they way beards feel against my cheeks
i miss being carefree aka bill free
i miss spending all my paychecks at urban or some other cute store
i miss dressing up for work, heels, dress pants and nice tops
i miss slow dancing with you randomly
i miss how you liked all the same oldies i did
i miss what a gentlemen you always were
i miss how you'd call me at the right time even though you were 3 hours ahead
i miss our talks about the future
i miss how you'd tell me you missed me
i miss how you would tell me to tell people i was spoken for
i miss having a best girl friend i can call anytime who was actually there for me
i miss your eyes and the way you'd raise your eyebrow at me
i miss how close we used to be just us two
i miss us when it was good, before the jealousy and lies
i miss talking to you on the phone almost every night even though we both had bf or gfs
i miss your huge lips
i miss how aggressive you were but always sweet as hell with me
i miss the way, when you held me my face would be buried in your chest
i miss seeing you around from time to time
i miss waking up next to you in your old pasadena apt
i miss you proposing to me, even though we were so young
i miss the way you took care of me
i miss the way i loved taking care of you
i miss making you teas and soups when you were sick
i miss those morning kisses
i miss that closeness we once had that fizzled out
i miss laughing hysterically at nothing yet everything
i miss singing the smiths with you really loud
i miss the way you'd act all tough if you ever felt i was being threatened
i miss being random with you
i miss you being over at my house & me being over at yours
i miss 2006
i miss going over to your house just to not be bored
i miss how whenever you'd be in my room you'd find something cool each time
i miss our drunken good times
i miss movie dates
i miss being shy around a guy for the first few dates
i miss how you'd call me your sister and made sure no one fucked with me
i miss the way i had my co workers spearted from my friends
i miss how EASY it was when they were seprate
i miss having someone ask me about my day & listen to them tell me about theirs
i miss having someone to hold
i miss laying with someone watching a movie
i miss holding hands while we walk through a crowd
i miss the way i am when i'm with someone
i miss having someone to call & say goodnight
i miss all of these, from everyone, i really do

ps-this isn't about anyone in particular it's actually about a lot of people, almost everyone i've ever been close to in some way or another, as friends, as more than just friends. I've always said i will always cherish my memories with people even if they are no longer in my life anymore, i always love the memories no matter what, they've made me who i am today.

Saturday, October 23, 2010



ps-this isnt about miss jolie, shes gorgeous even tho what she did is ugly, this is about homewrecking no morals having fucking whores HATE HATE HATE you! >:) burn in hell bitches!

Friday, October 22, 2010

beautiful words,

All I know is that you're so nice
You're the nicest thing I've seen
I wish that we could give it a go
See if we could be something

I wish I was your favourite girl
I wish you thought I was the reason you are in the world
I wish my smile was your favourite kind of smile
I wish the way that I dressed was your favourite kind of style

I wish you couldn't figure me out
But you always wanna know what I was about
I wish you'd hold my hand
When I was upset
I wish you'd never forget
The look on my face when we first met

I wish you had a favourite beauty spot
That you loved secretly
'Cause it was on a hidden bit
That nobody else could see
Basically, I wish that you loved me
I wish that you needed me
I wish that you knew when I said two sugars,
Actually I meant three

I wish that without me your heart would break
I wish that without me you'd be spending the rest of your nights awake
I wish that without me you couldn't eat
I wish I was the last thing on your mind before you went to sleep

Look, all I know is that you're the nicest thing I've ever seen
And I wish that we could see if we could be something
Yeah I wish that we could see if we could be something

Monday, October 18, 2010


sooo this weekend was pretty random ended up going to a halloween costume party, my snow white costume isn't even started yet all i have is fabric and a tutu so i decided i'd dress up as a cop i have the hat and i found the sheriff badge at the la flea market so i paired it with a top & shorts, some semi sheer tights and some black nine west boots think it looked pretty rad for a last minute costume too bad i coulnd't find my dam hadcuffs i was so sad i'll find em & where this for the zombie party coming up stay tuned for the zombie cop! 

 ps-scoop neck top from american apparel black scoop neck tee shorts from forever 21 www.forever21.com
tights from walgreens bout a $1.50 & boots from ninewest it's these but 3 seasons ago and in leather ha thses are the lastest seasons version YES i used to for for 9west so i know ;) boots
 excuse me mista officer murderahhhhhhh HA not bad for a last minute costume & i was comfy FUCK IT!

Sunday, October 17, 2010

must haves

i found these & i love them! ordering some asap! find them here

Friday, October 15, 2010

buy my designs, don't be lame and steal em either

  today was productive for a day off, went to the gym & made some new hair clips & headbands hope you like em, the rest are up on my flickr if you like them contact me through here, facebook , twitter message me, hope you like em :)

Tuesday, October 12, 2010


5 Famous People to Invite to Your Dream Dinner Party, Dead or Alive.
  • Morrissey!
  • Andy Warhol.
  • Jim Morrison.
  • Heath Ledger.
  • James Dean.
5 Bands/Musicians I’ve been Listening to A lot Lately.
  • The Smiths.
  • Kaskade.
  • Cam'ron.
  • The Police.
  • Metronomy.
5 Things I’m addicted to.
  • Sushi.
  • Coffee.
  • Lipstick & Chapstick.
  • Bad Girls Club.
  • Scary & Gory Movies.
5 Biggest Celebrity Crushes.
  • Joseph Gordon-Levitt.
  • Brandon Flowers.
  • Paul Rudd.
  • Jim Sturgees.
  • Penn Badgely.
5 Songs I Can’t Stop Listening to at the Moment.
  • Move for Me -Kaskade.
  • Stangelove-Depeche Mode.
  • Hey Ma -Cam'ron.
  • Memoryhouse-To the Lighthouse [millionyoung remix]
  • Dr. Dre- Bad Intentions.
5 Favourite TV Shows.
  • Gossip Girl
  • Bad Girls Club.
  • Project Runway.
  • Freaks & Geeks.
  • Friends.
5 Your Dream Future: 1 Job/2 City/3 Car/4 Spouse/5 Pet.
  • CEO .
  • San Francisco.
  • Mercedes guardian or a BMW convertible maybe z4.
  • Someone like paul rudd funny down to earth yet sexy.
  • Husky, french bulldog & a maltese.
5 Things that Always Cheer Me Up.
  • Music.
  • Blogging.
  • Shopping.
  • Cold Weather.
  • Live Shows.
Top 5 People I Want to Punch in the Face.
  • Miley Cyrus.
  • Closed Minded Dumbasses.
  • People who think they're smarter then you & announce it.
  • And my psycho ex
5 Favourite Actors/Actresses.
  • Joseph Gordon-Levitt.
  • Paul Rudd.
  • Winona Ryder.
  • Jason Segal.
  • Seth Rogan.
5 TV Shows You’ve Seen Every Episode of.
  • Friends
  • Freaks & Geeks.
  • Daria.
  • The Kardashians.
  • The Hills.
Put Your iPod on Shuffle-
What are the First 5 Songs that come up?
  • Duran Duran- The Reflex
  • Lollipop-Lil Wayne.
  • The Beatles- Glass Onion.
  • Tons of Confessions-Blonde Redhead.
  • The Chiffon's -My Boyfriends Back.

Saturday, October 9, 2010

golden rule for girls!

golden rule among girls NO MATTER WHAT THAT BITCH EVER DID TO YOU, no one deserves having their ex guy be your NEW GUY, if you have any respect for yourself, you won't want your ex best friends sloppy seconds in the first place.

Wednesday, October 6, 2010

penn bagdley

droolinggg over penn badgely that jaw line is fucking sexy, from his lips to his buff arms, to him looking sexy as hell with or without scruff<3 i think my bf jgl has SOME competition uh snap!

thrifting,deals,and designs

went thrifting sunday at the fairfax flea market, then went down the street to melrose only to buy a 60 dollar shirt at urban and NOTHING at the flea market wtfff everytime we passed by places that sold rings, necklaces and little figurines i has to stop myself from getting them, i was on a mission to stricly buying stuff for halloween and i pretty much stuck to it too! go me  i mean except for that urban top hahah i'm going back this sunday to biuy stuff at the flea market, went to downtown on tuesday and bought about 50% of my costumes, YES costumes i have about 3 haha it's ok tho cos i spent less that 50 bones for pretty much at 3 costumes, oh bought some yummy bubble gum snow cones which were bomb and also ran into some 70's roller disco characters they made my day blastin they're boom box allover the flea market that was my fave! love thrifting

ps-these are the boots i bought for my group costume i'll be doing with my lady friendsss aren't they GORG! i got such an amazing deal on them to! i'm an amazing thrifter btw i'll get you thee best deals ha i got 4 pairs of these bad boys, our 4 hats, a tutu, 4 yards of fabric & then some new stuff for new hair clips/head bands i've made for less than 100 :) NOWE THAT'S A DEAL i love la<3 best deals lie in downtown la serio

OH & these are SOME of what my new hair clips/headbands i've made few so far but expect more later contact me on fb or something to buy & get my paypal info, think thats a private link but if not get at me on here :) hope you like em, i don't make repeats so if you like one holla asap people