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los angeles, california, United States

Thursday, April 29, 2010

SO I GOT # 2 DOWN ;) kinda

1. if you’re ever worried about not getting married, always remember: Coco Chanelnever got married.
2. the benefits of owning a car that only seats two people is that you never have to give a group of your douchebag asshole acquaintance friends a ride anywhere. ‘Oh, yeah, sorry man. I’d love to, but my car only seats two. i totally don’t have enough room. sad face.’ simple, and guilt free.
3.  just because a girl has super short pixie hair doesn’t mean she’s a lesbian.
4. writing in your journal in publicespecially at 2am at the 101 coffee shop, is not cool. At least if you write memos in your blackberry, people will think you’re text messaging- which is completely acceptable!
5. if people tell you that you can’t wear jeans on a hike- you just tell them that cowboys wore jeans! and those guys did crazy shit PLUS rode horses even!
6. if the buttons look cheap-, don’t buy it!
7. when buying new sheets, you must wash them before you sleep on them. otherwise, you could get a crazy horrible rash! Don’t do it. Just don’t do it!
8. when referring to other countries and which side of the road they drive on- say ‘the opposite’ or ‘ the other side of the road’, not ‘the wrong side of the road’.  to them, the side they drive on is normal!
9. don’t smoke pot in  your car while you’re driving. Especially if there are four of you in the car and you’re behind me and I can see you in my rear view mirror! It’s just not cool, and quite frankly- it’s super dangerous. don’t think i won’t call the coppers!
10. according to Betty and Veronica comic books, legend has it, if you get a sunburn- the remedy is simple: soak in a bath and add two earl gray tea bags. you won’t regret it!

Tuesday, April 27, 2010


YES GORGEOUS<3 i've loved him since clueless

Friday, April 23, 2010

cheers to my trip to sf & an awesome month

so this month has been a rollercoaster of amazingness! bought MYSELF my car yes myself, not mommy & daddy, i saved & i lived on a budget & i was able to make a decent down payment & got the car i wanted for a GREAT deal too! i shopped around & found a great car. I took a road trip with my bestest friend to san francisco & i had the time of my life no lie! it was amazing i love traveling, love museums, love tours, rode on teh cable cars, walking the city & shoppin did it all in sf! vistited fishermans wharf, alcatraz, twin peaks, chinatown, MOMA [museum of modern arts], golden gate bridge,took the public transit, rode on the bus with tranny/ drag queens, & took thousands of pictures! it was awesome to get away from everything but at the same time its everything i came back to that made san fran possible my job since i paid for it, & my family who i missed while i was gone. took my car to sf & made it back all in one piece safe & sound. Spent my sf trip with my bestie laughed way too, much got way too silly, and also we shopped and i mean shopped! anyways thats probably gonna be my last mini vacation or shoppin spree for a while now that i have my new car to pay off every month but it was SOOO worth it! having a car i can say i paid for by myself because of my hard work means everything to me, going to sf because my job allowed me to & allowed me to pay for was awesome. it's stuff like that that makes being independent & hard working all worth it! i'm so glad i had this experience, so glad i have a great job! so glad i have friends who aren't bums so i can enjoy these experiences with them & SOOO happy about my car! i wish everyone great luck with anything they do because hard work DOES pay off TRUST ME, stick to stuff, don't give up! you're only letting yourself down! no matter what don't give up. if you want something go out & get it yourself! life isn't handed to you & if it is i guarantee you wont appreciate what you have like you would when you've earned something yourself, on your own. it is thee best feeling & so worth it! ;) GO FOR IT!
ps- my birthday is sunday super excitedddd<3


don't be jealous of what others have and you don't, that's a waste of energy instead work hard at getting whatever you're jealous of, so you have nothin to be jealous about! nothin feels better than workin hard & getting what you want all on your own. real talk ;) ps-also NEVER envy fake boobs hahah

Tuesday, April 6, 2010

the blind leading the blind (part 38):

1. if he doesn’t ask for your phone number, he doesn’t want it.
2. girls can fake an orgasm- but guys can fake an entire relationship. (But either way, they’re missing out in the end and the joke’s on the faker.)
3. don’t keep food in your house! it means you like to eat or whatever! what’s that all about bro?
4. some guys just aren’t interested. Some guys ARE interested. Some guys you can steamroll and some guys you can’t. The gems are the ones who ARE interested, who you CAN’T steamroll.
5.  dudes, keep your fucking guy friends away from your hot new girlfriend. cuz it’s THOSE assholes who will go after her when you two are done! whether you know it or NOT!
6. just because it didn’t work out with your latest ex, doesn’t mean you have to talk shit about him. it just wasn’t right. it doesn’t mean he was a monster! Jesus! be nice!
7. move forward. not backwards, or side to side!
8. you can always just have coffee. you don’t have to eat just because you’re meeting a friend/person at a place that serves food. and do not feel guilty about it!
9. be gentle for Christ’s sake! it’s your fucking face!
10. one day, i swear to god, you will learn how to be the same person in everysituation you find yourself in. i know it sounds impossible, and you think you have to morph and change and pretend and shift in every different  situation you’re in- depending on the person you’re with: but it’s not true. if you are lucky, and by lucky i mean- if you grow up, you will know who you are and be able to walk into any room and bring yourself with you- and not be scared. you will be truly developed and 100% in your skin. so, even though people and situations might bring out other sides of you, you won’t be an impostor; living in fear and feeling like a fraud. because at the core, you will be the same person and solid in every environment you enter. good luck. i love you!
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