a well dressed man is a sexually satisfied man!
just because someone’s a huge flirt, doesn’t mean they’re incapable of love and monogamy! Exhibit a (you can’t see me, but I’m pointing to myself)
if he drives a yellow car, he’s not worth your time.
wear sunscreen you idiot! Even in winter!
fuck like you have a big dick, even if you don’t.
the CAMERA doesn’t add ten pounds, ten pounds adds ten pounds!
dudes that respect you don’t call you suuuuper late at night asking to meet up/come over!
if you’re hanging out with your girl friends, and you’re a girl too, and theyboth get cold – but you don’t- it means you’re the fat one in the group.
girls can fake an orgasm- but guys can fake an entire relationship. (But either way, they’re missing out in the end and the joke’s on the faker.)
FYI: dudes hate when you wear those weird hippy headbands! You’re not an American Indian, and it’s not 1964. Save your money.
people aren’t single forever dum dums. Seize your op when you can! Cuz the good ones aren’t on the market for long! that’s for damn sure!
tender sex is WAY better than hard/fast/exercise sex.
Last BUT not least there's nothing sadder than a hot guy in bad shoes.
tender sex is WAY better than hard/fast/exercise sex.
Last BUT not least there's nothing sadder than a hot guy in bad shoes.
compliments of alexi wasser
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